Sango Docta Ni Ngia Tata Sam Esale "Invictus"
In my humble opinion, my Matango House Personalities of 2013 are:
Prophetess Saint Rita, Voodoo Queen Fighter Nurse Mary Nabila: This mammie single handedly captured our imagination in the realm of the extraordinary, navigating our imagery into exoteric spheres only "conjured" in the books of "Arabian Nights…Entertainment". Who amongst us clearly can LIE that they never read Ms Nabila's voodoo "investigative" exploits, tales and other abracadabra postulations. We surrepticiouslly drove her away from Matango house and she is now donating her "expertise" to "Facebook". She communicates in impeccable English grammar and makes her points without insulting anyone. She fought her fights with her imagined or perceived enemies void of personal animosities to non participants. While we hope that she has finally found peace in her world of "Mammie Watas and Voodoos"; I still think, we as a "virtual" family owe her this unique recognition. 
Ex-Pastor Jonathan Fru Awasom: This fellow in my humble opinion is the most resilient and intelligent "Chook Head" God ever manufactured. The man is just like "NKWUI" (the Bamilike okro soup) that cannot be handled in one scoop…because it will always slide and slip away. The more the man is "Cushed". Despised, Castigated…he still bounces back…stronger than before. While he may not be writing anything reasonable or useful, his English proficiency has exponentially improved. It will be foolhardy, to deny the guy some kind of recognition for daring and even imagining that the Presidency of Cameroon belongs to him by some "Divine Metamorphic Inspiration". You have to be a Jonathan Fru Awasom to believe in "Wandas will Never End"…because he seriously believes that he is the President of Cameroon when he writes his emails.
- "Maitre" Chief Barrister Charles Taku: When it comes to serious matters, this is the Email everyone wants to open. He is scholarly, generous and has not been known to get involved in personal or personality squabbles as is common in Matango House. While Cameroonians would prefer he focuses more on Cameroon issues, his mastery of International treaties, ICJ, Cote d,Ivoire, Uganda, Tchad, Congo and Kenyan matters and even Southern Cameroons Politics is undeniable. He deserves recognition from all and sundry. If I have a serious "case", maitre Chief Taku will be my Lawyer any day any time.
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