Fw: OPEN LETTER TO GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRITIE OF NEW JERSEY

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From: Mishe Fon <mishefon@yahoo.com>
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Sent: Friday, August 31, 2012 11:59:02 PM
Subject: OPEN LETTER TO GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRITIE OF NEW JERSEY

Dear Governor Chris Christie

In Cameroon, the name Christie is for young girls from Bamenda, Buea, Douala and Yaounde but you guys in America mix everything up. When I see an important personality like you using a woman,s name, I simply say well "Na America-Wanda". But your name is not the reason for our mail. We are writing on behalf of many Cameroonian Americans to sincerely thank you for your magnanimous gesture, excellent work and help you have given one of our brothers who is in your "Keeping". This man has been rejected by other States for "Incompatible Behaviour with Normal Human Standards"...but you took him in your State to "Manage and probably Fix him well well".

 

Unfortunately, we his brothers and sisters have come to the conclusion that he is irredeemable and has to be flown back home. Your excellency, have you ever heard of "Kontri Fashion" in Africa?..,ask your Presidential candidate Mitt Romney...he is a Mormon, right? You know Mormons are Magicians who don,t want to catch Black people with eye. Also In Africa, if ya Mammie or Papa wish you Badluck like the fellow your State is taking care off; nothing good will ever happen to that individual. He will be Mentally Deranged (as in incapacitation) until that Tradition is respected. As it stands now, if you don,t send him back to Cameroon, the "Ngambey" might even cross over to you and you may lose your reelection bid.

 

Your excellency Governor Christie, we have empiral evidence of what we are writing about. As we speak, this fellow is not only a Public nuisance and an embarassment to Cameroonians in the United States, but he is a danger to himself. No one can predict what he can do next. We are not suggesting that he should be quarantined or locked up in Guantanamo base BUT this is no longer a case for Social workers or Health care practitioners. Only "Kwifor Kontri Fashion" will redeem this New Jersey resident of Cameroon descent. We are therefore pleading with you to use your good offices oncemore and come to the assistance of our beloved brother by "temporally" deporting him. Give him some good Dokky that can permit him to come back after the Traditional Therapy. The American Embassy in Yaounde will be able to testify if he is fit to return to New Jersey.

 

Oncemore, Governor Thank you for always being there for everyone.

 

From All Cameroonian Americans in NJ, NY, RI, MA, DE, DC,  MD, VA, MN