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Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Did you Guys Miss this New Year Bomb Shell from Celestin Bedzigui????

You guys apparently missed this 2013 introductory message from President du Parti de l,Alliance Liberale (PAL) Mr. Bedzigui Celestin who equally at his leisure hours doubles as an on call or part-time chairman of that strange mirage of a political falsidicalous contraption of strange bed fellows called CAMDIAC. Does anyone still have doubts as to how our brothers on the other side of the Mungo view us? This is a natural reaction from someone who finds nothing wrong or sinister in communicating to the whole world "stuff like this". Honestly, I don,t blame Monsieur le President Bedzigui. That is exactly how our Francophones "brothers" in general see us Anglophones.
 
Here therefore is that end of year message to his "Anglophone Brothers."
 
From the desk of President Bedzigui:
Good Morning. I second this motion (tabled by massa Pa Fru Ndeh for a PAAWCE (whatever) Vice President)... But who (amongst the Anglophones)??? John B. Ndeh? John Fru Ndi? Atanga Nji...? Or Ofege Ntemfack??? Laughing!!!Those seem to be the only ''political material '' available chez les Anglos... It doesn' t  obviously seem to be enough....
Fellow Anglophones should work very hard to build up more national political figures rather than drawning their energy in a illusional "Ambazonia''. Happy Nyu Yah to you all.
C. B.
 
NB: This is written and copy-pasted by me, Mishe Fon. Go after me "Man to Man". Leave out my family members. They have absolutely nothing to do with my politics just like I have nothing against your family members. If your weapon of defense in political or intellectual fights is "below the belt insults' on my deceased parents...all I can tell you is BRING IT ON.
This my usual "play play" smiling face can be transformed very easily into a "A Weapon of Mass Distraction" (WMD) when "Wata Pass Garri"....As I Said earlier on...BRING IT ON.
I am a real "Aventurier". A real Djim-Tete Mboko, Don Grang. I have been starved for 4 days "without no chop, no nduh, no ngah, no natty." Can you imagine?
I am a ceinture noire 2eme dang Karateka/Nambudo expert. That black man who dies in all Jackie Chan films is Mishe Fon in disguise if wuna no been sabi. Parce que je viens  ouvrir mes belles dents ici dehors n,importe quel villageois viennent maintenant me faire du Sissia. Wuna noba born. I hope you guys have not forgotten the pidgin proverb that opines very cleverly that "If person too tey for Latrine, Im go froget say shit dey smell". How about that?
 
 
 

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