Praise Gallore from Netters on Ms Joe alias Nimo Evelyne

Massa Tumasang wrote:

 

It is this combination of brains and looks (I saw her picture) that is making our own Great Mishefon (Nyanga boy of old) and other less illustrious and even more illustrious Mankon people try to tear her apart with lust but not sure if they are succeeding.
Regards: Tumasang

Pa Tumasang

What is really wrong with you. Ms Joe is first and foremost a "Mankon Woman"...so I cannot be "lusting" over my "Property". Ms Joe is registered in the Mankon MACUDA Group as "Nimo Ndah-Nting" and the next time Fon Angwafor returns to Washington DC, he will bring along her Kontri "Atogh" Clothes. + her MAHFOR Traditional Title. Why do you think my "Fights" with Ms Joe always finish with "I say eh Mishe; no try me eh" and me to her "Nimo, Evelyn Ndah Nting; Lang woh mba; Man no dey "Kwerry" with his wife."...and the Fight will just disappear Phiam.

 

Massa Sama Esale in his own exclusively  effusive well deserved "Praise Singing Rendition" for Ms Joe wrote something like this:

 

"The delivery of her message comes naturally, with intonation contours, inflections, ebbs and flows, rhymes and rhythms, all brought together to produce the melody and generate the cosmic energy of timeless music. It resembles the performance of the most sophisticated symphony orchestra or Opera in a sound proof theatre, led by is a stern, polite, matter of fact and confident music conductress.........This is a class act.........If you still doubt why most people love MsJoe, then just read what comes out of her very beautiful and Virgin mind..

 

Massa Esale,

Stop using strong strong words like this when you are praising our very own sista and wife. U be God? How can you quantify the Virginity of her mind? Simply because Ms Joe has not hammered you one back-hand with severe Sais Mop...tam wey ih don vex...does not automatically open the doors of heaven to her. Those of us in "Limbo" have to interview her first to find out if she qualifies as a "Virgin Mind". For your information, Ms Joe na popoh "Manawah". She is in the no-nonsense category. She can build and Tchakala at the same time if she discovers foolishness and shenanigans. The only "bad ting" with Ms Joe is that she refuses to Drink, even though any normal Mankon woman must drink "Mbuh" well well.

By and large, Ms Joe is the best and the most prolific writer I have come to admire in all these years of Camnet interaction and she would do well, as others have intimated, to document her writings in a book format for posterity.

Nimo Ms Joe Ndah Nting...More Grease to your elbows.

 

NB: By the way; Why are we even praising her today? Today na ya "Bath-day" or you don win Lottery?