True story from my past priest. While in Savannah he sent a couple for marriage counseling to a Ph.D. friend. He had failed miserably. The counselor handled it this way. You two better get your act together and get along because I know you both and there ain’t no one out their waiting on either one of you if you get a divorce.
Guy W. Moorman, Jr., D.D.S.
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Douglas, GA 31533
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From: acesthetics@googlegroups.com [mailto:acesthetics@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Mchenry Lee
Sent: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 1:23 PM
To: Rick Coker
Cc: Ace
Subject: Re: [ACEsthetics] Joke for John- clean
The same 90 year old couple goes to a divorce lawyer. The lawyer has seen everything but not this break up of 70 years. Why now, asked the lawyer?
"We thought we would wait until the kids died!"
On Tue, May 21, 2013 at 11:36 AM, Rick Coker <riccoker@gmail.com> wrote:
An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy.
One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer: “Hey buddy, how’s it goin down there?”
Satan snickered back, “Things are going great actually. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell, there’s no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.”
God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake - he should never have been sent there; send him back up.”
To which Satan replied, “No way dude. I like having an engineer on staff, I’m keepin him.”
God retorted, “Send him up here or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs loudly and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?”
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