Re: Prophet Ntemfack Needs Translations...Here we Go

Translate the following into Baforchu or Pidgin.

1. Fraud: Means behaving like a 7 Kata Bafut man or a Bali man who has been refused sex for two weeks by the wife. Those who practice any level of 419 or Feymania. Sleeping with a Njumba is fraud. Eyeing your friend's Boy Friend, Husband or Wife is the worst fraud. Doing what that Fecafoot woman in Yaounde is doing using her good looks, beautiful body and money to charm useless men is called Fraud with a Cameroonian color. A woman caught sleeping with her Dokta, her boss or her colleague should be jailed because that is a very dangerous Fraud. A woman making advances at a man (God forbid bad things) is not only fraudulent but very dangerous. Its just like the American Fraud of Women marrying Women, Men marrying Men...Na which kind badluck be dat? Let someone tell me. How do they have SEX? Does marriage end only in "chopping-mop?"

 

2. Coup d'état : La beh ngeh oh kwara nlang Ngopna nih meting (by force)

3. Government sponsored: La beh ngeh a tsaghe CPDM tsaghe now. That is when the CPDM sends spies to go on Networks like Camnet and other prominent e-groups and cause untowered hardship.

4. Trickery: Means you are either a Bangwa man, Dchang man, a Baforchu man, a Bassa man, a Blakossi man, a Bayangui man,  or Bakweri man.

5.Thievery: Nzere Tibong. This is a deadly disease that runs in families. Take our own very Jonathan Awasum for example before he was defrocked. When the man sees those church monies, he will start shaking like an individual with pernicious cerebral malaria. It has something to do with kleptomanic tendencies. That is why, when you born ya picken, you should be careful the type of name you give them. For example, never give your girl child the following "Christian" names: Solange, MARY, Natalie, Emma, Immaculate, Chantal, Vivianne, Claire...bicos (anyway, make I livam so 4 now).

6. Colonels lead JB Ndeh into Fecafoot Office: Beh Mberes Soja wemme tata JB Ndeh ghe ndah Fecafoot

7. Baforchu Mafia: Ane John Fru Ndi, Achidi Achu, The Kwendes, The Sam Mofors, The Chungongs, The Atoghos, Nico Halle, Ntemfac Ofege

8. I, Kenneth Ndeh, I am a Junior Santa-Baforchu Mafia don: Kum ghe ane Kenneth Ndeh. Manne minya mu  nkang Bafourchu. Ka ma kong gha beh Maffia.

9. Manipulators: Jesusman the Devil alias Ayuk Ntenako the clando taximan, Jonathan Awasum, Nanje Jackson, Konde Emmanuel, Jude Okafor ...i.e people who talk from all angles of their mouth....even with food inside.

 

10. Do you need any more translations. I am available for NJOH

 

Mishe Fon