AwasUm Jonathan Reports Cameroonians AGAIN to US Authorities

I wrote a mail here a couple of weeks ago about the African American Mayor of Denver, Colorado who was very happy to have traced his DNA to Cameroon. The information was published in a local newspaper in Denver. In that mail, I said the ACCDF during its All Cameroon Cultural Festival will do everything to have the Mayor grace the occasion as a distinguished special invited guest. (The mail never said the Mayor was already invited).
 
Enter AwasUm:
Our very own Jonathan AwasUm got so angry and immediately fired an incendiary mail to the Mayors office (talking about killings in Cameroon, about the Mayor abetting and supporting Paul Biya's CPDM, about asylum seekers, Camnetwork, the Presbyterian Church in Cameroon and other unrelated issues). As you may rightly guess, the matter was not taken lightly and was handed to the US Department of Homeland Security for "Further Investigations".
 
Well, for your information, I just got off the phone with some FBI agents who actually confirmed to me (after intense questioning) that they were aware of the "Cukoodness" and "Unstableness" of the Jonathan AwasUm character but they had a job to do.
They wanted to know if Cameroonians had "sleeper cells" here in the USA that could pose a danger to American authorities as the said AwasUm intimated and insinuated in his mail and phone calls to the Mayor's office.
 
This singular and solo initiative by our very own AwasUm has tarnished the image of Cameroonians in the USA in general and Colorado in particular with the young Mayor of Denver asking what mess he got himself into. Can you imagine?
 
I now honestly believe that Jonathan AwasUm is not as MAD as he wants us to believe. He is just a Vile, Vindictive, Quarrelsome, Wicked, Lazy, Useless, Amorphous, Fine-Palaver, Badly brought-Up, Lack of Home Training, Anti-Social, Kontri-Side, Bamendrous Banza Mboko, a Sexually starved Defrocked, Awacko VILLAGER. When I told the investigating agents that Jonathan AwasUm is a complete embarrassment to his immediate family, the Cameroonian Diaspora, the American Taxpayers...they simply concluded with "Mishe Leffam so. We don hia".
What a despicable human being this AwasUm character is.
 
Mishe Fon

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