[MTC Global] Laugh

Dear friends,

Good morning.

Laugh.  It is good for your health.

All in lighter vein only.

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JOKES

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Secret fail-free formula for married couples: "Love One Another"

And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!

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People around the world have become very lazy.

I am sure World war 3 will be fought online!

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Banta: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would you save?

Santa: Of course, the tiger.

Banta: But why?

Santa: Very few are left!

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Every man is Gujarat Chief minister before marriage and Prime minister  after marriage!

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Reality of Life:

A person is not as bad as he looks in his Aadhar Card;

And he isn't that good as much as he looks in his Face book picture!

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With regards,

 

Dr. K. Sampath Kumar,  B.A. (Economics), BGL, M.Com., M.Phil., Cert. A.I.I.B.,
                                        MBA (Finance), MBA (HR & Marketing),  ACS, FCMA, Ph. D.,
Professor, SSN School of Management
C/o. SSN College of Engineering
Rajiv Gandhi Salai (OMR)
KALAVAKKAM - 603110
Kancheepuram District, Tamil Nadu, India
Landline :  044-24860668
Mobile    :  9094405733
 
Success consists of getting up
just one more time than you fall
-- Oliver Goldsmith