Please, Now that the President is out on vacation, can we now "Kongossa" amongst ourselves B4 the Repe returns? You know he has travelled with all his main entourage giving us room to strategize in his absence. Here is the deal. I know some people are itching to put their digital tape recorders on now to capture the moment for onward transmission to tonton's vacation cabinet. Let us leave the Njimtete alone. Let him take sef two months holiday and enjoy his children as an ordinary family man. Let the wife go out and do groceries to come and personally cook for the boboh and kids without pretentious and lie lie fake house servants criss-crossing their matrimonial space. Let us cut them some slack. They have worked too hard to maintain peace in our country. Let them rest well well. If they even decide that "Trop c,est Trop" and that 30 something years is too much for one man to be President and that "we Don Taya"...we should respect their desiderata and accommodate them accordingly.
That said; let us commence the discussions on the way forward for our country.
J,espere seulement qu,on est entre nous et qu,il n y a pas des traitres pour aller dire a tonton que "les paysans sont entrain de maningancer quelque chose sur son dos. D,ailleurs sep, qu,ils aiellent raconteur ce qu,il veulent...La verite? Tonton Biya est fatigue et cherche les courageux qui peuvent proposer un avenir plus propice aux Camerounais.
Here then is my own modest contribution to this "National Debate".
1) The SENATE should be wiped out immediately and the National Assembly after fresh elections should comprise at most 100 members (DEPUTES)...actually community patriots not from any specific political persuation.
2) Cameroon needs only 15 Ministries: Education, Health, Agriculture, Town Planning, Transport, Industrialization, Research, Telecommunications, Local Government, Finance, National or Homeland Security, Foreign Service, Energy & Natural Resources.
3) Cameroon should engage in massive Road Network construction using the existing free equipment lying dormant at "Genie Militaire" barracks.
4) With immediate effect, the new Federal Capital should be relocated to Ebebda near Bafia (where I hear speculators are already at each others throats for possible Land Grab since more and more people are supporting the idea). I hear our brothers of a certain Province/Region are strategically but dubiously already "Buying" prime Real Estate in anticipation of the National Assembly ratifying the wishes of their citizens.
5) Cameroon needs only the Police Force and the National Army for now.
6) Provincial Governors and Mayors should be elected by the citizens of that Province not Selected by Political authorities from the capital. It goes without saying that a Toupouri man will act better in Maroua than asking him to come and learn English in Bamenda.
7) The post of Prime Minister should be scrapped completely and the Vice Presidency reinstated so that there is no ambiguity in succession in case the President is incapacitated.
8) Mandatory Census (to know exactly the population of Cameroon) MUST be undertaken immediately to facilitate proper budgetary planning.
9) Mandatory Pre-Military Service for all University Graduates to instill much needed discipline in our youths who now see "Feymania & Prostitution" as Normal behavior.
10) All present Political Parties should be scrapped.
I know guys like that ridiculous fellow in Douglassville will be eavesdropping now to get a glimpse of what we are discussing to go and Kongossa in his CPDM circles. Let us not tell him anything until we finalize our agreements before Tonton President returns from vacation.
Mishe Fon
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