College & Education: Re: [ammaany] Re: [cameroon_politics] Cameroon Catholic Church Again: Priest Caught in Sex Scandal now Hospitalized

Habaa massa Boh Herbert

Even Mr. Wewe Ngonyama of Brooklyn, NY could not have said it any better. You are fast overtaking our "Ben Johnson" in these important sexual matters. The problem I have with this French Fada is how come he did not recognize "Akwaras" even in borrowed "sista" robes. Me, a novice and complete "mboutuku" in this domaine can spot a "bordel" even in the darkest nite at 220 yards. They are loud, vociferous, quarrelsome, flirtatious, ugly improper fractions i.e most of them have "munkwata back foot", fake biabia, over applied lipstick, over applied baby pancake, NkuCream, Ambi, Makambo Mibale Mary Kay and Avon outdated Foundation Powders, Okrika Jeans, Payless High-Heal Shoes, Very short and revealing collants and they are capable of counting monies in your pocket no matter how hard you try to "camouflage" your Nkap.

I remember once, I was having a good time in "Montee Caveau" (a popular Nite Club in Yaoundé where "expatriates" search for black kanda ngahs) and this Bassa mammie walks up to me and says

SHE: "Mishe, achete moi un whisky"

ME: Pourquoi? (Trong hand as always)

SHE: Parce que je vois que tu as l,argent?

ME: Comment le sais-tu?

SHE: Moof. Konto-Man. Vous les Anglophones vous etes trop chiches. Et les 120.000F CFA que tu as dans la poche-la c,est pour faire quoi avec en boite de nuit? Tu viens dancer ici avec les femmes, NJOH, tu dragues les nanas NJOH...C,est toi qui paie mon loyer? Fiche moi le camps espece d,abroutit Anglophone de ton espece. Sh...No W...La... Idiot. Disparait devant moi. Feniant.

(I touched my pocket to find out if all my money was still intact as the "akwara mammie" had just announced to me the exact amount of money I had in my pocket. Needless to say I just jumped out of the club and drove away, afraid someone must have been following me.)

My question to you Uncle BOH: Are you sure the French FADA did not know all along that these fake SISTAs were actually "TRONG BASSA NKANES" from "Nyangui Kwata"?

Man No're know with these Fadas dem these days.

Mishe Fon

On Wednesday, November 6, 2013 9:50 AM, Herbert Boh <herbertboh@yahoo.com> wrote:

Dear All,

Very many priests of the Catholic Church are my friends (one is my junior brother) and everyone of them that I know are very happily unmarried.

So, let's not use what was just a moment of human weakness and temptation brought to daylight by this disgusting "penis biting" crime to suggest that Catholic priests are in some prison because they consented (every one of them as an adult) to live celibacy. The sacrament of priesthood is a sacrifice, consented by priests many, if not most of whom, have previously experienced the pleasures.

Most priests and other religious of the Catholic Church also take the vow of poverty. I'd be sickened if we, Christians, abandoned them to wallow in misery just because they took such a vow. It would be nonsense to suggest that priests should also give up the vow of poverty because they happen to like to spend money. So, too, it would be stupid to suggest that the sacrament of marriage be scrapped just because too many happily married people very happily cheat on their spouses.

Now, let us, for the purpose of discussion, presume that these sex workers were in a legal sector. If they were, indeed, workers then is it possible that the priest paid quite well... as a matter of fact, is it possible that the priest paid way above the minimum wage? As a reminder, the minimum wage (updated last June 8) is a miserable 28,246F CFA (pre-tax) per month for all workers in all sectors in Cameroon.

Let me be clear... I do not want anyone to think that I am challenging the right of sex workers being bullish about their tax-free stock and earnings. Which is why the ladies of the night were right to negotiate a price above minimum wage. At the same time, though, we know that the only "Monoprix" in Cameroon shut its doors a while back and that all prices in Cameroon are haggled. We also know that market deals are usually agreed at a lower price in Cameroon, including when the bargain is for the purchase of "biabiabia meat".

Which brings me to some questions: If a contract was broken, why did the "not so reverend sisters" take justice into their hands? (...in this case, they took justice into their mouths). Why did they deliver this Shylock-like "pound of manhood" punishment to a priest who was cooperating (despite being blackmailed), including causing another priest to help him deal with the "plumbing job" at hand but also with picking up the check?

Did the priest decide, as our managers at work do at pay time, to "cut pay" to the sex workers because "service in bed" was not as good as expected? Are we sure the sex workers did not steal money from the priest, making it impossible for him to honor the payment agreed in the first place? Why would a priest agree a price he could not afford for services on premises where just one scandal using shout from the "not so reverend sisters" would have blown their cover and uncovered the roof over the convent room they were using?

Boy! Oh Boy! I'd love to hear this case argued in court.

Boh Herbert

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On Nov 6, 2013, at 7:40 AM, "Fritz Misodi O." <fritzane@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

These Priests should be allowed to get married like pastors and other men of God because sex scandals in catholic churches is growing rampantly. They are human beings and despite their priestshood calling they will always be tempted to satisfy their sexual ego.Theyshould be allowed to keep wives. Ashia Priest for that bite on your thing...

Fritz Misodi O.

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On Wednesday, November 6, 2013 10:33 AM, Francis Njung <njungf@yahoo.com> wrote:

Should this be true we should all pray for the priest and as well for the prostitutes after all Jesus was a friend to all???

--- On Wed, 11/6/13, Tumasang Martin <tumasangm@hotmail.com> wrote:

> From: Tumasang Martin <tumasangm@hotmail.com>
> Subject: [cameroon_politics] Cameroon Catholic Church Again: Priest Caught in Sex Scandal now Hospitalized
> To: "camnetwork@yahoogroups.com" <camnetwork@yahoogroups.com>, "ambasbay@googlegroups.com" <ambasbay@googlegroups.com>, "cameroon_politics@yahoogroups.com" <cameroon_politics@yahoogroups.com>
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> Priest Hospitalized in
> Yaounde After Two Prostitutes Almost Unplugged His
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> Last Updated on Tuesday, 05 November
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> Yaounde, Nov. 5 - Mathieu Gérard Dupuis, a
> Reverend Father
> of French nationality is currently under going intensive
> treatment at the
> Yaounde Military hospital after two prostitutes almost
> dismembered his penis
> for unpaid sex. The CJ gathered that the reverend priest of
> the Congrégation
> Carmel had left the Saint Benoit de Babéthe Monastery in
> the Bamboutos
> Division, West Region, for Yaounde, on the invitation of
> Ludwig Blumen, Father
> Superior of Mount Carmel, in Nkolbisson Minor
> Seminary.
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> that before embarking on the trip, Mathieu had two
> prostitutes disguised in Reverend Sisters' attire to
> accompany him. According
> to the prostitutes who went public after the reverend priest
> would not meet his
> part of the bargain, they had agreed that the priest was
> going to pay them
> 75,000 CFAF each, for the sex. After spending three days
> with the ladies in
> Yaounde and satisfying his sexual impulses with them, the
> 'Man of God' would
> not keep his word.
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> He chose
> to pay them 40,000FCFA each instead of the 75,000FCFA
> earlier agreed upon. The Journal gathered that the host
> priest in Nkolbisson
> Minor Seminary actually participated in the rounds of sexual
> intercourse with
> the prostitutes; somuch that when Rev. Mathieu, could not
> afford the payments,
> he opted to assist his subordinate pay the sex workers
> 70.000FCFA each. After
> handing them the money, Mathieu thought a last round was
> worth it and so
> suggested to the ladies who readily agreed to the
> unsuspecting priest. As it
> turned out, it wasn't really a last round per se, it was a
> punishment round –
> after all the enjoyment! And everything appeared
> pre-arranged and effectively
> executed.
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> In the
> course of the "last round," one of the ladies went
> down on the rev. gentleman, and sunk her teeth right into
> the base of his penis
> while her partner forcefully covered the mouth of the priest
> preventing him
> from raising an alarm. When it was all over, the ladies
> stealthily left the
> monastery but were arrested by officers of the Mvog Beti
> Gendarmerie Brigade,
> as they tried to board a bus to Bafoussam. They were
> released a few hours later
> after alleged bribe of 15,000CFAF to the gendarmerie
> officers. The priest's
> ward at the military hospital is heavily under guard to
> prevent 'undesired'
> visitors from gaining access. The Catholic Diocese in
> Yaounde is yet to make
> any official statement about the
> incident.
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