[MTC Global] Thought for the weekend

Dear friends,

"If you have enough PUSH within,

you don't have to worry about the PULLS of others."

Have a pleasant and great weekend

 

 

Points to Ponder!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Laughter, the best medicine!

 

Little silly is asked by the teacher, "What was the Polack pope's first miracle?"

Silly says, "He made a lame man blind."

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Little Eddy says to his mother, "Mom, I want to be early at school this afternoon so that I can sit in the front row. We are going to have a lesson on sex."

When he returns home later that day, his mother notices that he looks very sad and disappointed.

"What is the matter, Eddy, didn't you enjoy the lesson?" she asks.

"Phooey," replies Eddy, "it was all theory."

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During English class one morning, Miss Goodbody calls out, "Betty, tell me the meaning of the word `trickle'.

"To run slowly," says Betty.

"Quite right," says Miss Goodbody. "Now tell me the meaning of the word `anecdote'.

"A short funny tale," says Betty.

"Good girl," says Miss C;oodbody "Now, Lucy, see if you can give me a sentence with both those words in it."

Lucy thinks for a moment: "Yes, I know," she says. "Our dog trickled down the street wagging his anecdote."

 

 

 

 

 

 

--
Dr A Jagan Mohan Reddy
Hands that serve are holier than the lips that pray

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