Bilkul fresh :
Chor aya, Tijori par likha tha :
"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"
Button dabate hi Police aa gayi.
Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ?
Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya..
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Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.
I'm so sorry...
Santa: Isme sorry ki kya baat hai Dr. Saab.
Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise...
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Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.
Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..
Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon...!!
Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar,
Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
Jalao ji Jalao.
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Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena...
Biwi: Aisa Q kehte ho ji?
Santa: To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??
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Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di...
Kyonki
Ladki kunwari thi...
Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui,
Wo meri kya hogi...
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Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta...
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Hakim:
Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!
Chor aya, Tijori par likha tha :
"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"
Button dabate hi Police aa gayi.
Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ?
Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya..
πππ
Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.
I'm so sorry...
Santa: Isme sorry ki kya baat hai Dr. Saab.
Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise...
πππ
➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.
Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..
Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon...!!
Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar,
Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
Jalao ji Jalao.
πππ
➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena...
Biwi: Aisa Q kehte ho ji?
Santa: To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??
➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di...
Kyonki
Ladki kunwari thi...
Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui,
Wo meri kya hogi...
ππ
Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta...
.
Hakim:
Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!
Without malice towards anyone.
DrAJaganMohanReddy
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