On Sunday, November 9, 2014 5:39 AM, "Ade Tchilie adeanyu73@yahoo.com [akum_village]" <akum_village@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
I was driving down a street, having just finished answering a call, when a policeman just opened the passanger door, entered and jam-locked it. (the door lock is faulty) As usual, he wanted "something" from me for calling while driving............
Suddenly he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and fang barring, stiring fiercely at him........
Policeman: (shaking) Ah!! You carry dog?
Me: (l bone face) yes, l carry dog. Dat one na offense?
Policeman: (feeling uncomfortable) Na where una dey come from?
Me: from hospital.
Policeman: Ah!! you no well?
Me: No, we go see person wey the dog bite. The person almost die sef.
Policeman: (terribly shaken by now) Ehem! But why the dog dey shake e head like that?
Me: Na so the dog dey do when e wan bite person.
Policeman: the dog know you?
Me: yes nah, no be my dog?
Policeman: (sweating) this your door, how you dey carry open am?
Me: how you carry enter?
Policeman: abeg na, since l dey try to open am but e no gree open. (the dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its tongue almost touching the policeman's left ear)
policeman: (now sliding forward) Oga, l take God name beg you, open the door for me make l comot. I no go collect anything from you.
Me: how much you go pay me?
Policeman:Ah!! I neva hustle anything since morning. Na only 1000 dey with me.
Me: you neva ready. (l looked back at the dog, who was now having trouble controlling itself)
policeman: ok ok ok ok ok ok, e reach 2000 the other 1000 na ma wife e own but l go give you, make you open the door, abeeeegg........
Me: Ok, bring am. ( l collected the money and allowed him out of the car)
policeman: (immediately he got out) God punish you. Idiot, e no go ever better for you and that your yeye dog. Wicked man!!!
Suddenly he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and fang barring, stiring fiercely at him........
Policeman: (shaking) Ah!! You carry dog?
Me: (l bone face) yes, l carry dog. Dat one na offense?
Policeman: (feeling uncomfortable) Na where una dey come from?
Me: from hospital.
Policeman: Ah!! you no well?
Me: No, we go see person wey the dog bite. The person almost die sef.
Policeman: (terribly shaken by now) Ehem! But why the dog dey shake e head like that?
Me: Na so the dog dey do when e wan bite person.
Policeman: the dog know you?
Me: yes nah, no be my dog?
Policeman: (sweating) this your door, how you dey carry open am?
Me: how you carry enter?
Policeman: abeg na, since l dey try to open am but e no gree open. (the dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its tongue almost touching the policeman's left ear)
policeman: (now sliding forward) Oga, l take God name beg you, open the door for me make l comot. I no go collect anything from you.
Me: how much you go pay me?
Policeman:Ah!! I neva hustle anything since morning. Na only 1000 dey with me.
Me: you neva ready. (l looked back at the dog, who was now having trouble controlling itself)
policeman: ok ok ok ok ok ok, e reach 2000 the other 1000 na ma wife e own but l go give you, make you open the door, abeeeegg........
Me: Ok, bring am. ( l collected the money and allowed him out of the car)
policeman: (immediately he got out) God punish you. Idiot, e no go ever better for you and that your yeye dog. Wicked man!!!
Cheers and let's keep smiling.
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