"...mammie Samira (move me grammar or I kong ya head with cush) Edimessumbe..." Fon Lucas aka baba blabbermouth
Baba KingKong of "Koongoossa"
Lucas Fon aka Mishe Fon,
Chief verbal diarrhoea aka
(Baba I have no life outside of Camnet Lucas Fon),
A word, I pray you!!
How has 2014 been for you and your revolting kith of scrounging loafers and tinfoil brigade of nasty blokes? Hopefully you achieved your goals of getting your feel-good fantasy on Camnet, no matter how disgusting they were. Of course, you were helped by your performance enhancing drugs of exaggerations and brazen lies for effect, weren't you? By my reckoning, it must've been a year replete with orgasmic hallucinations for you, brought upon by self-delusions and your advancing age. Such outcomes are to be expected from your inherent values, when people suffer from brain freeze.
Firstly, to what do I owe this new, unprovoked and unnecessary level of disrespect and rude interruption from an oik like you? Can I be allowed to be MYSELF on a forum where you also contribute, and be spared from your marauding intrusions? I come here to write and banter about issues, not people, do you get that? I interact with people, I comment on peoples' views, I don't write about people - do you conceive the difference? I don't give a flying fuck who YOU are, and what you do when you're not bleating, blabbing and blathering on Camnet! Tu es exécrable et épouvantable; j'en ai assez!! Kapish?
May I ask, how big your mirror is, and if it really reflects the exact colour of your bile? Do not be mistaken that there's a community anywhere to which you and I are members... it is delusory even in the www, as I have ultimately distanced and distinguished myself from you but you seem to have a fixation on me that you cannot overcome. We don't even belong in the same generation bracket, for fuck's sake!!
You give off the effluvia of a man living a desperate life. It doesn't have to be so, you know! Life does exist outside the orbit of Camnet. Indeed, it's a big beautiful planet out there. No matter how small your brain or heart may be, petty your mind or mean your spirit, there's a place for you out there too, filled with a vast diversity of all sorts of good people. There's such a thing; not altogether foreign out there, a concept called civilization, a huge part of which you've missed or ostracized yourself from.
The occasional Christian that you allege to be, I'll recommend that every now and again, you listen to the soothing strains of music—try listening to carols or Gary Clark Jr, interspersed with reading good books—go eat out—do something different, instead of the constant chatter of your own cacophony encased in your echo-chamber that's Camnet as you go about spreading your disease of malcontent. The world can really be a better place for you and others, even with YOU in it. You only need to lose your constant self-serving brawl-baiting, paleo-morality, cantankerous misbehaviour and attention seeking crises that you impose on others. Trapped by your circumstances, do not project your misery on me! We're not always blessed with good moral judgment; it is what you do after you've erred that sometimes matter.
I imagine it must be hard for you to be an old man who is expected to change his lifelong habits and dynamics, when you're already in your late sixties. But growing up and ceaseless education is what humans do until they answer the call of the Grim Reaper. Don't you feel monotonous with yourself? Try to diversity sometimes, baba Lucas Fon.
Do you know what the bedazzling substance kryptonite is? You may file that word in your museum of terminologies as another idiolect you picked up from the smorgasbord of my unlimited lexical menagerie, before you reached the end of this email. Some of us are generous enough to share the products of our education gratis; like English grammar, which seems to be a particularly bitter cause of envy and acrimony for you. You make reference to it, in connection with one or two of us often-- so I know it is one source of your vexing gall and bad belle which make your bones rattle every time you read from us. Tough!
Your tragedy and inadequacies do not have to be reflected on anyone else. When you try to contaminate the society by spreading the obsolete and quirky morals with which you were bred in your village; ideals which today have no place in modernity, someone with a selfless spirit has to pick up the pieces. Noblesse oblige - I've never minded doing the honours to challenge bigots and sexists like you. I'm a serious minded lady and I don't do stupid stuff. I understand that with you, everything falls under canopy of immaturity and frivolous dumbfuckery for laughs at the expense of others. I have no time for your self-infulgent douchebaggery and loutishness. I will not engage anybody with your kind of low rent intelligence from now on.
You may interpret this in whatever manner satisfies your ego—it does not diminish me or reduce its import. I shall continue to educate those with an open mind, and attempt to prize open the mentality of the chronically close-minded numpties, until the last bastion of primitivism which drags Cameroon back into the medieval times has been destroyed.
I hope that as you enter 2015, you have learnt a few ethical values from your online interactions with those of us whose presence represent another kind of diversity with which you're unfamiliar - a cornucopia of lofty ideals that bring you honour and inspire you to live an upstanding life of dignity, rectitude and integrity, like a senior citizen verging towards the upper half of his mid-sixties devoid of ignominy.
Values such as:
1. The idea of trying a bit of self-respect and reserve. Do not always think you have to meddle into other peoples' affairs like a tattling flattulating butthead 24/7, sowing seeds of discord like a busybody Iago, lying constantly to discredit others in an anxious attempt to distract from your own personal tragedies. 2015 is around the corner, you can make good resolutions for the New Year.
2. Learn to mind your own damned business, before the huge skeletons come tumbling out of your closet and crashing hard on you. I suspect your hatred of me does not only stem from being different to you. You are still brimming in anger and bitterness because I shunned the unwanted parcel that you posted to me. It had to be returned to sender because I don't accept gifts from just anyone, especially when I find out the kind of dishonest scamps they are. I especially despise the kind of casuistic games you engage in. You're a big hypocrite who pretends, while you bully and intimidate to dominate.
You're always the first busybody to fudge a mail about people, instead of issues—people who may be minding their businesses away from Camnet. You have this nasty habit of including the names of innocent people when they've been silent and away from this zoo, giving this place and you a wide berth. Do you think everyone's life revolves around the sundial of Camnet, like yours? Can you manage to respect the boundaries that people place on themselves?
"Where is this one? Where is that one?" That's you clucking unwisely!! Give it a fucking rest! People are trying to maintain a dignified quiet away from the froth and barbaric buzz of Camnet. Respect their privacy, baba, please. And they have every right to do so without you meddling!
You are always that busybody, who will cobble an email to complain about how quiet the forum is, because you enjoy nothing more than the squabbles you generate when others have a go at each other.
You're a prattling chatterbox, flitting and quacking excitedly as you declare rather stupidly, "Ha place quiet so? Where is this or that other yi njomba or friend? I want see fight..."
How fucking sick are you, you withered freak? You can wish yourself anything you want, but never assess my participation on Camnet as one who came, fought and ended in a coma. People like you are responsible for the ghettorization of Camnet, why do you wonder why people hesitate to contribute? I am not a numpty like you, who is interested in flimflam and the tittle tattle of scandals. That would be your suit, you, you disgusting dickhead!! In what kind of gutter were you bred, baba Lucas, that to satisfy your erratic quirks, you need to seek to insult, provoke a fight and annoy others to feel good with yourself? You know what you really are—a primitive, gossip-mongering, peeping Tom, busybody who is fixated on the lives of other people. Live yours and let others be!
Your time is past—don't make others captive of your frustrations. You're the first to write a worthless email that classifies netters— "The best grammarian is this, the worst grammarian is this, the biggest fighter is this, the person with the greatest vocabulary and high terms is this…"
Who the fuck made you an arbiter of any sort, to be judging adults on Camnet? Are we in some kind of primary school with you as headmaster? Is there a community here, or just another online forum on the www of planet earth where diverse people write about issues—irrespective of who they are and in spite of YOU? Don't you fucking understand what century this is? Give yourself the title of the most meddlesome busybody, the tireless brawler, the most divisive, fickle-minded, closeted, hatemongering troublemaking gossip-mongering tribal hypocrite with the lowest self esteem. Give it up, and move the fuck on.
3. Is it possible that you and your fellow travellers could lose your fixation on Samira Edimesumbe and concentrate on the purported children, wives and mistresses that you claim to have, wherever they may exist? When you disrespect me, don't expect me to treat you with anything but contempt and disdain. I've told you repeatedly; I'm not your child, grandchild relative or friend. I come here not to discuss people. I feel offended when you include me in your irrelevant emails to provoke. Talking about Kryptonite, I seem to be the kryptonite for you and your ilk. Instead of contributing to issues, you concentrate on me in your mean-spirited emails. Your last humblebrag was particularly loathsome, and I do not appreciate the mention when you pretentiously throw shades at me. I am not subscribed on Camnet or any other forum because of you. I am subscribed INSPITE of you. You seem to forget, I do not take prisoners and I respond in my own time and manner.
4. Try especially to resolve those perennial family problems that you have been running away from. Everyone has one, sort yours out. It may distract you from these profitless pursuits you constantly engage in online. Behave your age in an adult sense of the word or pick up a hobby that keeps you gainfully busy, and stop feasting on the carrion conversations that your vile activities create.
5. Learn to cultivate some manners - [I know it's hard.] Imbibe a little bit of gravitas and culture. I've noticed that it is a particularly dirty business to mingle with all sorts in a zoo like Camnet where people like you try to besmirch others. It is possible to be devalued by association with the likes of very primitive, rude, callous and barbaric men like you, who bring out the worst in others. If you can, curb and eschew this peculiar primitive trait of yours. Who knows what good you may contribute to the development of the world?
6. Try to recall wherever you may have lost your integrity and dignity if you ever had any and grab them. You are one of those who spread dishonesty as you sow your seeds of malevolence wherever you set your feet online and off it. Integrity counts in a man, especially an old man, baba Fon!! I've been ignoring you for a very long time now, but you still haven't learnt not to mind MY business with silly flimflam over which you constantly flagellate.
7. While you're at it, you could also try these 2 values: kindness, niceness, altruism and humanity which you and many on these forums do not seem to possess. It doesn't cost you anything to step out of your habitual zone and see things from the perspective of another. I'm surprised that from your years of forced exile in Nigeria and the 10 or so years in America, you're still in the grip of your selfish genes, bigotry, and barbarity, inherent dishonesty, callousness, intolerance that has run through the tacky fabric of your countrymen, and have corrupted the country to its blackest hue. Learn from different peoples how to live in a civilized society - learn from Americans in whose country you're ensconced.
8. Understand that in this forum, there are really people who are more intelligent than you—who see through you and your vile, malevolent charades. No self-respecting person can defend the indefensible element of ignorance, no matter how self-serving their interests are. There are others here who will always see through you and your ill-intentions towards others. People like you are so desensitised to human suffering, you can crawl out of your cesspits to write just anything about others and think nothing of it. You're an ill bred callous goon.
9. Hello!! Are you still such a tribal bigot? Keep your fascism to yourself or limit it between you and your rat bag fans who are entertained by the vacuity of the topics you regurgitate. Don't deceive yourself that in that list of names which you included in your irrelevant email, we fail to see exactly those whom you try to provoke in your bashtag- your perennial South West enemies, with a few token graffis thrown in. How many members are there on Camnet? You're a member of so many different forums; did you not think you could include the names of people with whom YOU actually interact? When was the last time I responded to something YOU wrote on, or started? Can you recall?
10. ICYMI, learn to fuck the hell off and bug off when you're not wanted. You're a craven attention seeker who asphyxiates when starved of the oxygen of publicity. Make the leap into the ranks of those who are sensitive to shame and embarrassment. Do not bury yourself under a deluge of perfidy because you're trying to make empty boasts, seek adulation and play to the gallery.
I understand that you consider yourself something of a Camnet celebrity, but consider me not subscribed to your fandom. I've got better, loftier and bigger things to do. There are some like me who come to these online forums to discuss issues and don't give a fuck about the personas behind the write-ups, until you remind us of how terribly small-minded you are, how tribally dishonest, mentally railroaded and an inveterate trouble-maker you really are. Just because contribute on the same forum does not mean that I have to attract parasites and perverts like you on a constant basis. I couldn't care either way, if you're active or not on issues, and irrespective of the fact that we contribute on the same forums, we do not belong in the same intellectual, social, moral or generational brackets. Remember, I'm not here for a popularity contest and I'll hoist you up and put your own petard when you cross me.
You DO NOT KNOW ME, I DO NO KNOW YOU, and we exist in diametrically different and parallel universes. To me, as far as forums go, you're irrelevant and nonexistent. The only time I could be prodded to respond to anything you're involved in, is when it concerns me directly, which you seem orgiastically fixated on doing as a repeat offender to attract my attention. The more you include me in your churlish emails the more despised you become. I will help give you the oxygen of publicity that you crave.
If you want to copy me, print those ten-pointers and imbibe them. They will come handy for you in 2015. If this was the last time I interacted with someone as irresponsible as you, it will be too often, you bonafied Neanderthal. I am very proud of ALL my contributions on every forum I belong in, can you say the same for yours?
The questions posed in this email are purely rhetorical, FYI, Baba Kongossa Lucas Fon [aka Mishe Fon the blabbermouth who must meddle into other peoples' business and cause trouble because he has no life outside of camnet.]
I feel it fair to warn you...keep my name off your irrelevant puerile emails. I am a mature woman who discusses grown up issues, and you're not among the few with whom I exchange pleasantries online. Read this email line by one constantly, one day, it may save you.
Now Roll On 2015
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