THE PARADOX OF THE CPDM AND OPPOSITION IN CAMEROON

I have been thinking lately, seriously. Now; how many of those chest-thumping Card carrying CPDM members genuinely and honestly believe in the ideology or manifesto of their party (if it has any)? I am talking about the work of late Pah from Douala, former Minister of Communications, SDF Professor Francois Sengat Kuoh who wrote the CPDM Manifesto called "Pour le Liberalisme Communautaire".

Let us do a small polling:

What is the:

1) % of those who are in CPDM because they are die-heart believers: 5% , 10% , 20% . 40% , 50%..........90%...100%??

2) % of those who are in CPDM because of "Stomach Infrastructure" (term used in Naija Politics to describe wishy washy politicians who navigate from one Party to another simply to satisfy their Langa Throat):

100% , 98% , 95% , 90% , ....50% ?????

3) % of those who are in RDPC because of "Mah Calcul, Mah Plan = Boritique du Ventre: 

100% , 98% , 95% , 90% ,........50% ?????

4) % of those who are in the CPDM to win Government Contracts, Have their children "pass concours to enter ENAM, EMIA, INJS, CUSS, ENS etc: 100% , 99% , 98%...80%?????

5) % of those "Fonctionnaires" who join to seek or maintain their "Njoh" priviledges: Cars, Bon de carburant, Bon de Fesses, Gardes du Corps, Jettons de Presence, L'Ordres de Missions a l'Etranger, Njoh Medical Insurance, Carreerist opportunists to illicitly climb the administrative ladder etc: 

100% , 99% , 95% , 80% ????? 

And Last but not the Least:

6) % of Cameroonians who claim to be in the Opposition called in Cameroon "Opposants" who joined or happened to find themselves in the opposition because: 

a) Dem jam ting for do or Djam pass die.

b) Dem don sack dem from CPDM 4 seka (TPDM) Teep peepoo dem money or dem loss CDPM "S"election

c) Dem dey find wey 4 enter back 4 CPDM

d) They actually believe that the Government is gliding in a very wrong direction, that resources are being mismanaged with squandermania as Government doctrine and Cameroon is heading in a  VERY SLIPERY SLOPE but God forbid bad things, they (the opposants) have concrete proposals to bring the country back to modernity and Good Governance: 

1% , 2% , 5% , 10% , 15% or 20% ?????

Tah Mfar (Wimbum) Mishe Fon

NB: Please provide real and true true answers from the bottom of your where ever. Don't worry, Puttam no fear. Neither the CPDM nor its Opposants care about Polls or even Politics. They own the country. They will do whatever they want, whenever they please and however they want with no inputs from yeye "Internet Pollsters" or moumou "on vas faire comment" Cameroonians. Some man na ngrung beep?