Remember a few months ago, we carried a story here about "Fake Degrees and Diplomas" that could easily be obtained (if you paid the right price) to some crooked "Fake Degree Entrepreneurs" based in Las Vegas, Nevada. While the entire premise of the "Breaking News" was not entirely "FAKE"; it turns out, many took it seriously. Unfortunately or "Fortunately"...depending on which side you are standing on; some top Government officials in Cameroon "COOKED" their qualifications from some of these "Minting Diploma Factories".
No surprise then that I have been receiving anonymous "Email and blocked phone #s threats"...to stop writing that your nonsense. We can assure you that if you step that ya jigger foot anytime in Cameroon, we will summarily take care of you and no one will know or care as you are just a useless anonymous Internet nonentity".
Of course, I don't lend credence to questionable characters shooting breeze about killing me. The Nevada Fake Certificates Industry was/is a societal phenomenon I thought I should share and as usual spiced it with a dose of humor. There are many citizens who have "Faked" their way to success. If you are not CAUGHT and are doing the job as demanded, who the heck is Mishe Fon to threaten your Garri? La chevre broutte la ou elle est attachee.
Listen up, folks. Maybe I cooked my own "Dokky Safiticate" for a few hundred dollars. And so what? Though the "Nwahne" may be Fake; put me in front of even 2000 Ngoa Ekelle students, to lecture on any topic close to the Social Sciences; (so long as there is GOOGLE); I WILL NAIL IT TO THE TEE. Some man na Ngrung Beep? Any good sales man (like Mishe Fon) can sell from Buy one take two Merecine 4 any kinna sick (GC, Montolli, Sugar Sugar, Karangwa, Banja slackness etc), to selling Mutu Spia Pats, Illegal Sonara Hoya to French smoogri vessels in the High Seas near Fernandopo, CDC Kannas (sorry) Mbanga raw materials, Ndop Bamungo Rice (even when the company is closed). You want proof of what a sleek "Sales Man" can accomplish?...Check out a certain fellow called "Donald Apprenti Trompeur" who now moonlights as USA POTUS.
Now back to those "Le Faux Cameroonian authorities who think after fraudulently scamming their way to lucrative government largesse positions, they can surreptitiously turn around to threaten "Whistle Blowers". My grapevine informs me that 3/4 of present "Assemblee Nationale" (Selected) members are equally being investigated.
Because of these foolish "mutumbu" threats, I have decided to contact another website "All You Need to Know About Anyone" and do a linkage with www.FakeDiplomas.com. We will juxtapose their official CVs (available for as little as 500frs cfa/Resume) at the MINFOPRA in Yaoundé with the above mentioned websites. Heck; we may just ask "WikiLeaks" to "Leak" the damn thing.
Nonsense. Am I owing dem anything? Na me send dem for go teep Diplomes? I call some man or woman yi name? What is all this? Did I put eye 4 dem gurl friends? Na which kinna bad luck be this? By the way, who tell dem say Die Man dey Fia coffin or Beneng Ngrung. I have lived my life to the fullest (enjoyment wise). What happens to me now is considered "Prolongation or Extra / Injury time". IN SHORT, WUNA TELL DEM SAY I NO DEY FIA DIE.
Mbang Nfor Mishe Fon
Matrufon of Alamatu
Southern Cameroonian in Very Good Fiscal and Moral Standing
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