Knock ! Knock ! Any Southern Cameroonian or even Cameroonian here in Philly??

I am here in Philadelphia for the next two weeks and feeling "Lonely". Any "Ratatouille Circuits or Achu / Eru Joints" in this city? Where is my perri-frere Billy Mukoi, when I need him most to act as my GPS? Please no invitations from morosophs so-called "Bible Entrepreneurs nyangallement called Pastors & Fey-Men". I don't deal with wayo peepoo. Also, no Marret woman should try to "corner" me. Na daso 4 two weeks I dey stay Philly, B4 they start having a defalcation of vulpine ideas that "dem don see dem own "Ali Mungumu Baminda 4 America".

4 whia? I am and still remain a Bonafide Abakwa Boy (Inside Out). If only they had heard of the expression "Chop Wipe Mop", they would not be imagining that "God don butter dem bread".