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Sunday, June 3, 2012

[MTC Global] Johnny's Tryst

A mistake that we normally make in the process of decision making.

Regards

Virendra Goel

 

Johnny had long heard the stories of an amazing family  tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and  great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st  birthday.


On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to  the bar on the far side for their first legal drink.


So when  Johnny's 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim Bob took a  boat out to the middle of the lake, Johnny stepped out of the boat  ...and nearly drowned!

 
Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to  safety.

Furious and confused, Johnny went to see his  grandmother.  
'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so  why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and his  father before him?'


Granny looked deeply into Johnny dull and  troubled crossed lil  eyes and said, 'Because your father, your  grandfather and your great grandfather were born in January, when  the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you dumbass.'

 

 



 

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