On the ongoing "Lady Kate / Malabo / Sullivan Foundation debate" I came across a curious posting by our beloved friend, Ms Joe. Herewith snippets of her mail that I found intriguing. My comments are in color.
Ms Joe: I have learnt not to say anything consequential in Yahoo.
Mishe: So where do you say something consequential so that we can "Fact-Check"?
Ms Joe: Also, nobody sees me near any Cameroon community meeting with any delegation, PM or whoever. I don't need the burden of social quackery.
Mishe: Auntie Ms Joe, That is not completely true. I saw you and we even shared "smol booze" and Zouk Machined together in Charlotte, NC. for three straight days at the Lessa Convention. I have equally seen and "hugged" you well well at other Camer gatherings. What,s your point anyways? Do you think Cameroonians are "Inferior" to you? Or do you think Not Attending Cameroon Functions makes you "Superior" to your "Kontri Peepoo"?. I don,t get it.
Ms Joe: So when I want to talk to "big boys" I don't need Paysans (Cameroonians)
Mishe: Auntie Ms Joe, this is nothing but "MVOUM". Some call it "Hallo Hallo Show Show". You have established your bonafides in the Cameroonian (and NAIJA) community, so please, no spoil am. Everyone is a "Big Boy" in his or her own capacity. So who are these "Big Boys" anyways? You are beginning to sound very ungrateful to the people who brought you into this world. When ever those Biafran guys finish beating you up in the various NAIJA Fora, you silently come back home to us and we accept you as our "Prodigal Wife/Aunty and Daughter, but you hurriedly turn around when calm has returned and start "Cushing" us. Na Wah 4 U oh!!!
Ms Joe: Because they (Paysans) are no good for civilization. They are raw and unrefined, hungry and unprincipled, emotionally immature and badly brought up, vindictive and ultimately unproductive.
Mishe: That is so not true and it is an unfair generalisation of your brothers, sisters amongst whom you share the most intimate moments of your life. If Cameroonians (including your direct family) were so RAW and UNREFINED, why are you in West Virginia today? Since Paysans are HUNGRY and UNPRINCIPLED, how many have you fed with your abundance of wealth? This is so uncharacteristic of you to chastise your own BLOOD brothers. I have followed your FIGHTS in the various Naija fora and you can rest assured that NO CAMEROONIAN PAYSAN will ever CUSH you to the extent that the Nigerians insult you on a daily basis. This is like biting the finger that fed you. It is totally unfair. You have to tender an apology to Cameroonians NOW.
First of all, as a Bamendrous woman (Yes we Pam,nda peepoo (Mankon specifically) been don pay money 4 ya head...U want argue? Try make I shu U someting), you are supposed to be humble, seek our advice B4 you even start blowing this ya heavy grammar ....yes for www YAHOO.
Ms Joe: I do it all the time and needless to add, I NEVER ask for, a touch, a dime - no personal benefit to me. Most of the time, I don't even know what the business is.
Mishe: I praise you for the philantrophy and magnanimity (if it is true (which I seriouslly doubt, but man no,re know) that you never ask for nor touch sep one dollar with no personal benefit to you...So how do you make a living if everything you do is FREE of Charge?). Honestly I don,t believe in NJOH stuff. There is hardly any Free Lunch out there. There must be some form of interest (yours, I mean) in any adventure. You are a nice person when you want to be but when that smol knot loosen, you can become "Tchakala Oloje" in one minute. You have to control that side of yours.
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