Re: NGYEN-MBU CITIZENS ACCEPT PAUL BIYA,S MOYO-SHIP TO AMA TUTU MUNA ?

Mishe Fon

Look, be careful. Who ells you to make people laugh on Mondays when
they are not settled?
I hear say you studied "meresin". Anyway, ne ready to take care of
those you have caused to laugh out their lungs.

Aaron

On 10/29/12, kilian seh <kilian_seh@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Grand Mishe,those who have been reading your posting like myself do as much
> appreciate you for these writings,and I will always respect and appreciate
> each writing you posted.Sincerely,one does'nt need to read to the last
> sentence before understanding towards  where you are driving the nail;we
> should be proud we have someone of your quality.Goodluck,and,do stay strong
> and keep in mind that I,Konfor NGEBE,does have you at heart in extreme good
> concept.
> God be with you always-Amen.
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> --- On Sun, 10/28/12, Mishe Fon <mishefon@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> From: Mishe Fon <mishefon@yahoo.com>
> Subject: Re: NGYEN-MBU CITIZENS ACCEPT PAUL BIYA,S MOYO-SHIP TO AMA TUTU
> MUNA ?
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> Date: Sunday, October 28, 2012, 7:20 PM
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> When the news broke a few months ago that Paul Biya wanted to send
> emmisaries to Ngyen-mbo village near Mbengwi to go and "KNOCK DOOR" for
> their daughter Ama Tutu Muna (who doubles as daughter of Pa Muna and
> Minister of Musicians), the elite and traditional title holders held an
> emergency meeting to decide on how the "Bride Price" and "Kontri Marret" was
> going to be formalized. An insider who opted for anonimity, said; amongst
> other request from their VIP new Moyo, were the following:
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> - We know our daughter is coming in as #2 Mme Biya, hence there is going to
> be a Bamendrous wing at Etoudi Palace. For fear of constant in-fighting
> between the two "super-star high profile House Wives" i.e Chantale and Ama,
> we strongly encourage renovating the Ngyen-Mbu Muna Palace to Presidential
> status so that your weekends spent with Mme AMA MUNA BIYA in Bamenda will be
> very rejuvenating and excrutiatingly beneficial to you and the Cameroon
> people.
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> - Make our daughter, Minister of State of a real Ministry, not this yeye one
> now where she is only dealing with Musicians and other crazy looking folks.
> Give her a Ministry that will help you see her frequently especially at
> night.
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> - In Ngyen-Mbu, we don,t charge "Money" for Bride Price BUT you are a man
> and you know you cannot take our daughter just like that. It was wrong of
> you to start doing "CLANDO" with her without our permision but what is done
> cannot be undone...SO all we ask of you is to "Kuntar" all the streets in
> Mbengwi, declare Mbengwi the silicon valley of Cameroon by asking all those
> Chineses and Indians who are interested in investing in Cameroon, to set up
> their head offices and manufacturing plants right there in Ngyen-Mbu.
>
> - Don,t allow your son, Frank to be coming too close to your wives. That
> your son is very "Tranchant" and will not hesitate to chop your "ngahs"
> himself. The Ngyen-Mbu people are democrats and pure Africans...They are
> asking you not to Fight or FIRE the 1st lady Chantale Vigoureuse. She is a
> good woman. Let her stay in her own Palace and our daughter will stay at her
> own. We don,t want a public demonstration of "Two Fighting" during 20th May
> celebrations.
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> - We want all sons and daughters of Mbengwi and Bamenda in general whether
> "aberre physics or akrye cheemistry" to work at the Presidency, Armed
> Forces, SNI, SNH...in short all those HOT Government parastatals where
> English and Anglophones are NON EXISTENT. If Cameroon really belongs to all
> Cameroonians, there is no reason why Anglophones should be under represented
> in all the lucrative areas of employment.
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> - We know Ewondo/Bulu people like Majunga, Kiravi, Mingwala, Akembe
> Federale, Har, Afofo, Muyock and all the good wines and liquours on planet
> earth...On the day of the Knock-Door, BRING every and anything that you can
> carry. Please don,t send the Serpentologue, Mendo Ze as part of the Bride
> Price paying delegation bicos dat man dey leke "Weesh Man".
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> - And finally, your excellency our Bamenda MOYO tonton Paul Biya, you can
> now count on our real votes. God bless you for this WANDAFUL although
> strange fusion of BULU + BAMETA blood. Jeez, tonton, you are a genius. Why
> did you not think of this long tam ago? We of Mbengwi assure you, we will
> now all kommot from that yeye SDF and join our daughter,s husband in his
> CPDM...now that God has "Buttered our bread".
>
> Mishe Fon
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> From: Sismondi Barlev Bidjocka sismondi2@yahoo.fr
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> Le journaliste camerounais Jean Marc Soboth ecrit dans "Cameroun
> Confidentiel"
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> "Rien ne va plus dans le couple présidentiel camerounais depuis que la First
> Lady, Chantal Pulchérie Vigouroux-Biya, croit avoir découvert que son époux
> Paul Biya entretient une «love affair» avec la pulpeuse Ministre de la
> Culture Ama Tutu Muna, fille de défunt président de l'Assemblée nationale
> anglophone, Solomon Tandeng Muna. La First Lady multiplie dès lors les
> scènes de jalousie avec sa fougue habituelle, traitant la «rivale» de
> tous les noms d'oiseaux et menaçant de… divorcer. Paul Biya essaie de calmer
> le jeu comme il peut mais n'arrive toujours pas, des semaines après, à
> contenir le «volcan Yebekanga»... Il est vrai qu'entre-temps, le droit
> d'auteur peut se porter le plus mal possible, le Cameroun demeurant le plus
> immense paradis du piratage des œuvres de l'esprit de la sous-région"
> Vigoureusement Vôtre!
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