Re: [cameroon_politics] Re: [camnetwork] Loosen Up Folks. Its Weekend

Bonav,

Dat Pa Mishe's criminality is on de increase!!!!

*=)) Mort de rire

SAIDOU NCHOUAT SOULE
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Envoyé le : Dimanche 26 octobre 2014 1h56
Objet : Re: [cameroon_politics] Re: [camnetwork] Loosen Up Folks. Its Weekend

That's my only own Mishe at his best!!!!!

Bonaventure Tchucham

Les deux clefs principales de la Science:

"Il n'y a qu'une seule Loi, et Celui qui travaille est Un.

Rien n'est petit, rien n'est grand dans l'économie divine."

"Les hommes sont des dieux mortels
Et les dieux sont des hommes immortels."

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Envoyé le : Dimanche 26 octobre 2014 1h17
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Artists have tried to paint the African family tree for donkey years. It takes Mishe Fon to do a Michael Angelo of the task - all in a few minutes on his key board! Thanks , Pa!

Boh Herbert

PS: Remember to add your brothers from Kom.

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On Oct 25, 2014, at 3:06 PM, "Mishe Fon mishefon@yahoo.com [camnetwork]" <camnetwork@yahoogroups.com> wrote:

According to the Center for Family Values, an American "Family" is composed of: Father, Mother, Son, Daughter, Sister, Brother, Step Mother/Father, Grand Pa, Grand Ma...Final Full Stop.

So I went for an Interview and I was asked to name a few members of my immediate Family; and this is what I told the guy: (Why was he even asking me such a foolish question. Abi, na FBI?)

A normal African "Family" comprises the following:
Pah Lucas, Mammie Nyanga, Broda Aloys, Sista Mary, Aunty Ursula, Uncle 4 Kumba, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, Muyo 4 woman side and all their piken dem, Grang Pah Forest Guard 4 Ekiliwindi, Grang Mah Mankah weh ih be marry Bakweri man, all Grang Pikin dem, 1st Cousin, 2nd Cousin, In-Law 4 Mammie side, In-Law 4 Papa side, My papa yi second wife yi sister, My wife yi broda, My broda yi wife yi sista, Uncle 4 Tombo yi pikin dem, aunty 4 Mile 17 Mutengene, Mammie Ekona yi pikin dem, Ngia Sunday Bend-Back 4 Atuakom yi three pikin dem, my friend teacha Matty 4 Misselele yi picken dem
Pa Pastor 4 Ntinkak yi two woman dem pikin dem, Mammie 4 Mbouda weh ih be marry Bayangui man all dem picken dem.

At that point, the HR guy simply asked me to stop. Are you kidding me? What kind of a family is that? I told him, I had not even started. He should wait, when I finish telling him that my big broda has 12 children with four wives; my elder sister has nine kids all of whom now have at least three of their own piken dem too. I asked him if he wanted me to do the Math. The man was confused. He simply said..."Mishe, we'll get back to you ASAP".