I say eh Ngia Fon Akumah
Na so fight dey take start. If you were not my very own God given natural "perri frere", I should have asked you why you are mixing my names like that. You want to force me now to go and manufacture that crazy Francophone document called "Certificat d'Individualite" to prove to the authorities that Fon Akumah is the same person as Akumah Fon. How does the "Sous Prefet" or who ever signs those "Le Faux Dokkys", ascertain the veracity of name sequencing without DNA analysis? There is a lot we have to clean up or completely wipe out 4 dat we country. My first "Executive Order" (not Decree) on Day One (if my Party wins the elections) will be to scrap ENAM, the Post of "Delegue du Gouvernement" and the Senate. ENAM is by far the most retrograde relic of French colonial domination in Cameroon churning out "highly (indoctrinated) trained" Administrateurs Civil Principal Chevronne "Hors Hierachie". Honestly, French peepoo dem Belle no good....So no more "Concours d'Entree".
Please call me ASAP.
Ya Grang Frere, Mishe Fon
From: 'fonakumah' via ambasbay <ambasbay@googlegroups.com>
To: ambasbay@googlegroups.com
Sent: Monday, September 28, 2015 2:07 AM
Subject: RE: PARALLAX SNAPS FROM MISHE FON TO EVERYONE
Hi pa fon miche fon fon lucas nde lucas fon.we greet you.
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From: 'Mishe Fon' via ambasbay
Date:26/09/2015 17:11 (GMT+01:00)
To: CAMNETWORK ,cameroon_politics@yahoogroups.com,Ambasbay CamerGoogleGroup ,SDF South Africa
Subject: PARALLAX SNAPS FROM MISHE FON TO EVERYONE
Most of you must have been appalled these past few dayss with an avalanche of emails that were not directed at my person (very normal as me sef sef I dey fain palaver well well) but at my beautiful wife of more than 35 years and my well accomplished family. As disgusting and untruthful as any of those filthy below the belt emails are concerned suffice to say, after a serious introspection, I came to the conclusion that for some reason , I must have made and amassed some enemies (especially in the Washington DC Metro area where I am resident). No matter the motivational parameters, these fellows (YES about three or four of them) are viciously hell bent on "Crushing Mishe Fon" for what ever "crimes" (real or imagined) they accuse him of. They will go to any length to satisfy their diabolical inclinations and machinations. I wish them well, anyways.
They know that their "Pastor Friend" (who does not know Mishe, has never met him nor does he live in Metro DC) has the "intelligence to weave a few sentences in good English language" although through no fault of his, he still suffers from severe "Mental Problems". Like a child who can easily be manipulated, they give him the kind of "Candy" he loves (i.e. Bon Bon and Economic Blockade) on his left hand and a loaded .44 Remington Magnum Revolver on the right hand. That is exactly how the Taliban, ISIS, Alquaieda and other Terrorist Organizations like CAMDIAC "Recruit" their Suicide Bombers.
After "feeding the Pastor" with what ever information they can concoct, harvest or glean from any source; these Mishe Fon Haters then silently but gleefully recoil in their cozy mansions next to their Laptops, admiring the devastating "Damage" their "Pastor Lackey" is inflicting on innocent descent human beings with what ever comes out of his cerebellar confused sick brain. I really feel sorry for him. I never knew the guy was going through so much until someone revealed HERE just last week that he had Meningitis at age 4 and has been encouragingly battling Meningococcal Complications such as Brain Damage, Seizures, Neurological impairment, shock, Confusion, sexual impotence, Macular degeneration, Excessive Anger bouts, Sleep disorders, Suicidal Tendencies, Optical Illusions etc).
The said "Pastor" is therefore, in my humble opinion not to be blamed. The Pah don try. Lie no sweet. I am therefore officially apologizing to the guy and the entire readership; for had I known then what I know now, I would have been the first to always come to his Defense. Those who can read between the lines can understand how devilish and manipulative some of us have degenerated into, working in cahoots using bait and switch tactics, capitalizing on the weaknesses and medical frailty of our fellow human specie especially coming from some who claim "Professionalism". It is simply mind boggling.
Let them continue to call his cell phone and feed him with defamatory information they hope will be damaging to their perceived enemies. What ever bitterness you guys have against Mishe Fon, be MAN and even Woman enough to confront Mishe Fon "MAN to MAN". The same "Pastor" you are using today to go after Mishe's innocent family, will turn around tomorrow and spill the whole beans on your manipulative cerebral engineering and poppycock connivance as he has no qualms on the tangential variations of his ballistic Internet attacks. While "Pastor" is a harmless moron, still, ih belle no be store. He will go after you tomorrow, no questions asked.
Fellow netters, rest assured; my resolve at confronting Liars is as strong as it has ever been. I am very sorry, the Internet instead of serving as an avenue for good has degenerated into a Feuding Ring of "Adult Delinquents". We cannot control our "Intellectual Libido" hence the uncharacteristic forays into the private lives of others. Show me one single family without "Issues". Even the Pope (who does not have a wife and has never "knacked even one smol ngah" since yi mammie born yi) yesterday was begging for Prayers from anyone he could lay his hands on. BUT why should that be the subject matter of Internet Buccaneers?
How and why is it my business to know that some men have been sleeping on their living room couch for the past two or three years? How is it my business to discuss on the Internet about individuals who have been issued "Restraining Orders" because of their uncharacteristic Violent disposition not to visit their very own families in a home they are obligated to pay rents for? Who does not know of some men who have the guts and barbaric audacity to physically "Beat" their wives? Who does not know of wives who have no shame when their "Vex" reach fever proportions; They, without second thought, just go for the jocular with a "Knock Out Punch" to "Finish Pah" trying to BITE their poor estranged Husband's "Njang Mbins"?...Dem think say na Saussage?
Wuna tell me frankly, if that is not Madness, then what is? Who does something like that? You want kill the man? Do they (women) know what that particular sensitive Anatomy represents to all "Manpikin of good standing"? For crying out loud; Why must that be a subject of Internet discussions? Is that not supposed to be "Pillow Talk"? Have you seen a man's face 4 mindro nite when he is begging for "smol ting" from Madam? He becomes like a Somali Refugee who has not eaten for one week..."I beg mammie, geep me daso small norh" bla bla bla. What is that? Men should not reduce themselves to beggars.
In my humble opinion, the Internet is not the place to be perambulating ridiculous claptrap, discussing Private and Personal matters, quantifying academic proficiencies, streamlining or bloating our Financial prowess; Plus...It is None of our Business. LET US DISCUSS ISSUES OF IMPORTANCE AND PROGRESS TO US ALL AND NOT THE PERSONALITIES BEHIND THE ISSUES.
Tah Mfar Mishe Fon
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