Re: ISSA TCHIROMA ???THOSE WHO LEFT BIYA'S GOV'T

Ngia Saidou
That former UNPD Wadjax Issa Tchiroma cannot see my carreaux when it comes to "Fixing" Bad News for the President. Biya does not know what he is missing. You know that OMO Soap Francophones call KILAVE? That detergent is mild compared to what can come out of my mouth. Even Okokondem (the master of deception; Ojukwu's Secretary of Communication during the Biafra War) was taking advice from me. Zero Mort Kontchou Ntongtou was my student until he put his hands at that US World Cup Money (which he used to build that big Ndah-Nikang near Pharmacie Camerounaise by Carrefour Warda in Yaoundé). Very stingy fellow; Chop wipe mop. Let him chop again lets see. He took my advice and instead of bringing the "Nkap" so that we can consult with United States Republicans on how to deal with "Opposants" he thought he was smart and chopped the money alone. Il n'a encore rien vu. Un faieniant comme-ca. Il oublie que je suis un vraie "Abakwa Boy". Je ne travaille jamais "Njoh".
Anyways, Zero Mort used to come to my Ntang at Mini-Cite des Nations for "Daily Briefings" on how to "Confuse Cameroonians" with Langua. I was the brain child behind "Grand Debat" and "Large Debat"...c'est un problem de semantique litteraire.
So that UNDP Tchiroma who is now boasting as the best CPDM spokesman would be forgotten now now, if Biya get sense give dat job to the rightful owner (MOI-MEME). Issa Tchiroma c'est un "Hier Hier" en matiere de Communications du Gouvernment. D'ailleurs, je maitrisse le Fufulde, la langue Ewondo, un peu de Douala, le Bayangui, le Pidgin et Bangangte a mes heures libres. The only kontri Tok wey ih pass my Pawa na Bassa and Banso. Qui dit mieux? That is where "Motions de Soutiens" will be pouring into CRTV and ETOUDI the likes of which even the KGB's PRAVDA pales in comparison. In short, after any of my public pronouncements in Defense of the Regime, Cameroonians will be "Begging" Biya to crown himself "Emperor". Some man na Ngrung beep?
Let Tchiroma be joking. Biya already has my "Kurikullum". When he returns from his vacation...we go see wetin go happen.


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De Fon of Mishe Village,

No mind dat Billy!!! He calls some of them "unfortunate"!!!

Billy, so Petit Robert Nkilli, who has been minister for 30years out of Popol's 33, is unfortunate? So you do not want, for instance, our own Fon of de Mishe Village to have space too? Some man na ngrung beep?

By the way, Pa Fon, how can you want the Minister of Communication to be changed now? The Best Minister? The most appreciated minister? The Minister who has beaten Kontchou by all standards?

You no fine!!!

 
SAIDOU NCHOUAT SOULE
University of Yaounde I,
Yaounde, Cameroon
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mayouasule@uy1.uninet.cm


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Billy 
What happened to the other Ministries like Health, Administration, Education, Tourism, Communication, etc.
Do you mean massa Bidoung Kwatt is still able to tanap up straight, talk less of being mentioned as the Minister of Use&Spoil  sorry Youths & Sports 


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Date:Sat, Oct 3, 2015 at 6:36 AM
Subject:[camnetwork] THOSE WHO LEFT BIYA'S GOV'T

 
HERE BELOW ARE THE UNFORTUNATE Ministers WHO LEFT BIYA'S GOV'T YESTERDAY.

1. Catherine mbakang mbock

2. Robert Nkili

3. Louis bapes bapes

4. Patrice Amba Salla

5. Essimi menye (First that will be arrested maybe in a few months)

6. Emmanuel Bonde

7. Ama Tutu muna (go and drink beer in Mbonn park in Mbengwi in your off licence)

9. Adoum Garoua

10. Jean Pierre Biyiti Bi Essam

11. Pierre moukoko mbonjo (Thank you Mr. Biya for this decision.)

12. Pierre Titti

13. Hans nyetam nyetam

The new gov't is made up of: 
Minister Delegate at the Presidency in charge of Defence: Joseph Beti Assomo;
Minister Delegate Supreme State Audit: Rose Mba Acha;
Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development: Henri Eyebe Ayissi;
Minister Arts and Culture: Mouelle Kombi;
Minister of Economy, Planning and Regional Development: Louis Paul Motaze;
Minister of Social Affairs: Pauline Onguene;
Minister Secondary Education: Jean Ernest Ngalle;
Minister of Youth and Civic Education: Mounouna Foutsou;
Minister of Sports and Physical Education: Ismaël Bidoung Mpkwatt;
Minister of Posts and Telecommunication: Minette Libom Li Likeng;
Minister of External Relations: Lejeune Mbella Mbella;
Minister of Transports: Edgar Alain Mebe Ngo'o;
Minister of Mines and Technological Development: Ernest Ngwaboubou;
Minister of Public Works: Emmanuel Nganou Djoumessi;
Minister Delegate of Finances: Paul Elung Che;
Secretary General at the Prime Minister's Office: Seraphin Magloire Fouda;
Assistant Secretary General at the PM's Office: Pascal Nguihi Kamte;
Special Adviser at the Presidency of the Republic: Dieudonne Samba.ca


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