Lie no sweet. Cameroonians are very smart and intelligent folks at least when it concerns their "Pocket books". They are extremely street smart and savvy "Mah Calcul Mah Plan types. Don't talk to them about Politics. That is not their cup of tea. They will easily tell you "C'est ca que je mange? Fiche moi le camps avec nonsense boritiq".
INTRO: Before President Obama decided to uplift that ubiquitous 50 year old sanction and embargo by the United States against Cuba, Cameroonians had been wondering what to do to place their finger and their imprint in that country. For those who pretend not to remember, Cuba had full-fledged "Diplomatic Relations" with only 15 African countries (Cameroon had for what ever reasons refused to tie the knots diplomatically with Havana). But Cameroonians are very savvy and smart arse guys. They follow the news more than even some Journalists and more than any other citizens world wide....From Radio Trottoir to CNN and even FIX News. They listen, they analyze and then take action to suit their bottom line. Who fit blame them? Cocobiaco no dey grow for dry sitick.
One month after Obama's historic normalization act with Cuba; a glossy looking responsible "Flyer" surfaced in downtown Yaounde, Douala and Pam'nda, promoting exotic "Tourism" in the "Fidel Castro Island"enclave...for a small nominal "Nkap".
The modern day International Travel Promoter had this as headline for his very eye catchy Flyer:
LEGALLY TRAVEL TO CUBA WITH AUTHENTIC DOKKY BEFORE IT CHANGES FOR EVER.
The "Dokky" goes further to say "Visas" are obtainable through "our" Legal Department via the following nearby Embassies:
1) 17 Autopista del Aeropuerto Km2, Malabo, Equatorial Guinea TEL: 240-9-0975
2) 260 La Rotonde, Secteur 4, Rue 4164, Ouagadougou, B/Faso
TEL: 226 50 30 6491
3) Boulevard de la Marina, Waterfront Hotel, Cotonou - Benin
4) N# 4174 Ave. Pere Boka, La Gombie Brazaville, Republique Democratique du Congo. TEL: 243 081 730 2489
So, that is how B4 Cuban diplomats dem want open eyes, their embassies had been flooded with "Demandes des Visas d'entrees"...not from the citizens of their country of "ambassadorial duties" but largely from Cameroonians. One diplomat in Guinnee Equatoriale who begged for anonimity said they received in the last two weeks more than two thousand applications for visas mainly from people of Cameroon origin. I even hia say some of our nyong girls are already studying "Spanish in One Month without a Master" by Rodriguez Elonzo, so as to easily blend when they arrive Havana.
If you had not noticed it; our "Fey Promoter" had superbely been feyed by his supposed "Mugus" who just jump pass yi just go straight to the embassy. Afterall, some man na ngrung beep?
There is thefore no surprise at the alarming recent influx of Camer migrants into Benin, Congo Braza, Malabo and Burkina Faso to try their garri at the Cuban embassies. Way na Way. Man go do how norh. My sources even claim that the Cubans are very generous with the "Nkong Nwahne" if you can simply proof that small "Nkap dey 4 Njangui house". I am not putting these addresses so that make wuna take send am 4 perri freres dem make dem go start cook adoros 4 back Ngoa Ekelle...Na daso 4 ya informate only. Happy New Year to all original debrouillards.
Man lep ih lep.
Tah Mfar Mishe Fon
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