Grand Mishe,those who have been reading your posting like myself do as much appreciate you for these writings,and I will always respect and appreciate each writing you posted.Sincerely,one does'nt need to read to the last sentence before understanding towards where you are driving the nail;we should be proud we have someone of your quality.Goodluck,and,do stay strong and keep in mind that I,Konfor NGEBE,does have you at heart in extreme good concept. God be with you always-Amen.
--- On Sun, 10/28/12, Mishe Fon <mishefon@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: Mishe Fon <mishefon@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: NGYEN-MBU CITIZENS ACCEPT PAUL BIYA,S MOYO-SHIP TO AMA TUTU MUNA ?
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Date: Sunday, October 28, 2012, 7:20 PM
When the news broke a few months ago that Paul Biya wanted to send emmisaries to Ngyen-mbo village near Mbengwi to go and "KNOCK DOOR" for their daughter Ama Tutu Muna (who doubles as daughter of Pa Muna and Minister of Musicians), the elite and traditional title holders held an emergency meeting to decide on how the "Bride Price" and "Kontri Marret" was going to be formalized. An insider who opted for anonimity, said; amongst other request from their VIP new Moyo, were the following: - We know our daughter is coming in as #2 Mme Biya, hence there is going to be a Bamendrous wing at Etoudi Palace. For fear of constant in-fighting between the two "super-star high profile House Wives" i.e Chantale and Ama, we strongly encourage renovating the Ngyen-Mbu Muna Palace to Presidential status so that your weekends spent with Mme AMA MUNA BIYA in Bamenda will be very rejuvenating and excrutiatingly beneficial to you and the Cameroon people. - Make our daughter, Minister of State of a real Ministry, not this yeye one now where she is only dealing with Musicians and other crazy looking folks. Give her a Ministry that will help you see her frequently especially at night. - In Ngyen-Mbu, we don,t charge "Money" for Bride Price BUT you are a man and you know you cannot take our daughter just like that. It was wrong of you to start doing "CLANDO" with her without our permision but what is done cannot be undone...SO all we ask of you is to "Kuntar" all the streets in Mbengwi, declare Mbengwi the silicon valley of Cameroon by asking all those Chineses and Indians who are interested in investing in Cameroon, to set up their head offices and manufacturing plants right there in Ngyen-Mbu. - Don,t allow your son, Frank to be coming too close to your wives. That your son is very "Tranchant" and will not hesitate to chop your "ngahs" himself. The Ngyen-Mbu people are democrats and pure Africans...They are asking you not to Fight or FIRE the 1st lady Chantale Vigoureuse. She is a good woman. Let her stay in her own Palace and our daughter will stay at her own. We don,t want a public demonstration of "Two Fighting" during 20th May celebrations. - We want all sons and daughters of Mbengwi and Bamenda in general whether "aberre physics or akrye cheemistry" to work at the Presidency, Armed Forces, SNI, SNH...in short all those HOT Government parastatals where English and Anglophones are NON EXISTENT. If Cameroon really belongs to all Cameroonians, there is no reason why Anglophones should be under represented in all the lucrative areas of employment. - We know Ewondo/Bulu people like Majunga, Kiravi, Mingwala, Akembe Federale, Har, Afofo, Muyock and all the good wines and liquours on planet earth...On the day of the Knock-Door, BRING every and anything that you can carry. Please don,t send the Serpentologue, Mendo Ze as part of the Bride Price paying delegation bicos dat man dey leke "Weesh Man". - And finally, your excellency our Bamenda MOYO tonton Paul Biya, you can now count on our real votes. God bless you for this WANDAFUL although strange fusion of BULU + BAMETA blood. Jeez, tonton, you are a genius. Why did you not think of this long tam ago? We of Mbengwi assure you, we will now all kommot from that yeye SDF and join our daughter,s husband in his CPDM...now that God has "Buttered our bread". Mishe Fon
Le journaliste camerounais Jean Marc Soboth ecrit dans "Cameroun Confidentiel"
"Rien ne va plus dans le couple présidentiel camerounais depuis que la First Lady, Chantal Pulchérie Vigouroux-Biya, croit avoir découvert que son époux Paul Biya entretient une «love affair» avec la pulpeuse Ministre de la Culture Ama Tutu Muna, fille de défunt président de l'Assemblée nationale anglophone, Solomon Tandeng Muna. La First Lady multiplie dès lors les
scènes de jalousie avec sa fougue habituelle, traitant la «rivale» de
tous les noms d'oiseaux et menaçant de… divorcer. Paul Biya essaie de calmer le jeu comme il peut mais n'arrive toujours pas, des semaines après, à contenir le «volcan Yebekanga»... Il est vrai qu'entre-temps, le droit d'auteur peut se porter le plus mal possible, le Cameroun demeurant le plus immense paradis du piratage des œuvres de l'esprit de la sous-région" Vigoureusement Vôtre!
Sismondi Barlev Bidjocka
Journaliste Éditorialiste Écrivain
Porte-Parole de la jeunesse Camerounaise
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